Doctor recommand daily dose

I just thought of some funny stuff to post,some from reading in other sources other that i thought of.

Here are the recommand daily dose that doctor all over recommanded,i got more for just a dose:

-Hello miss,i just can't notice you kept looking at me since i clear the boarding gate,so are you .....oh you are the security police...

-Kid : After i get out of kindergarten,i'm going to get me a wife.

-New height of trouble: An one handed man hanging on the cliff and his ass is itching.

-A man went to see a doctor and when he enter the room,he told the doctor he as an embarrassing problem and hope the doctor promise he wouldn't laugh at him.The doctor promised and ask him what is his problem.The man took off his pants and reveal what is the world's smallest penis,to which the doctor forget about the promise and laughed out very loudly.

After laughing for quite sometimes,he wiped the tears off his eyes and asked the man what exactly is the problem.The man reply :
"Its swollen"

-The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

-Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

-Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

-Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

-If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

-Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

-Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.

-Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

-There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

-There are 10 kinds of people:those who know binary and those who don't.

-A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.

-A day without sunshine is like night.

-As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

-Bigamy: one wife too many.Monogamy: same thing

-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

-How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

-I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Well thats all folk!If anyone doesn't understand any of the above,please seek your doctor for advice...thats me!

*smiling in my dreams*

Life updated

Everything has been plain sailing for me the past weeks,infact too plain!The routine is still the same,wake up early to go work during weekday,then sleep through the weekend.Its like i have totally no life....i have to get the others to go sentosa play some beach volleyball soon,i am bored out of my mind during the weekend.

On a side note,i have collected my ipod nano for the internet subscription last sat.And god damn it be,after using it for just 2 times,i notices there are scratches on the screen.Damn lousy quality product,there is like nothing else in my pocket and it scratches so easily.I am planning to go complain to Apple Care tomorrow and see what they will do about it.

I have been planning a trip to Australia with Choon to visit Eric and spend our Xmas over there too.I would like to experience how festival are like in other countries and all the differences stuff.However because we only started to plan our trip recently,the air tickets are very expensive,Choon say it will cost us about $1300 per person for the tickets.Oh god,with the hotel fees of about $500 for the two of us,we will have to fork out about $1500 before we have even set foot in Sydney.I got to search around the agencies in china town and see if i can find any cheaper tickets.I wonder if my mother will sponsor me that much for the trip.Looks like i have to start save the money i gotten from my work.

*dreaming of a better tomorrow*

Dear miss

Dear miss,

Why do you keep complaining about your lover and yet still stick together with him?Since you are with him,you should be not complaining -_-''' Either you get him to change the part you dislike or get lost,no use complaining to me...
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I can't stand listening to couple complaining about their supposely "better" half,i mean if its your "better" half,why the hell are you complaining so much about?Or could it be that your stages of getting together are all wrong.

1.Liking him
2.Steady
3.KNOWING THE REAL HIM
4.Accept/reject

Its just that damn simple,leave if you have any thoughts of "i am sick and tired".Don't ask anyone for opinion,you only have one life,its your choice.

Another friend of mine told me that he hang on to his gal because he is scared of being alone and cannot get another one...*faints* I wonder when you get really old and decided that enough is enough and you two arn't really meant for each other,what would you feel?That you end the pityful relationship earlier and carry on with your life,hopefully meet one that is meant for you?

People that complain to me,i usually group them into two sub groups.Those that have went steady for a long period of time and those that went steady for just few months like one or two.For those in the first group,if it took you this long enough to notice their fault,i would say that you are quite well,you two should be able to change for each other and carry on.However for those in the second group,i would advise you to look closely at the relationship.Just because you got into this relation not long,the feeling is still strong and you can't bear to part away,but you should think logically.Do you want to be with this person you are with,because you think you like him?Yup i uses the word think,in any relation first you would think you like that person before any advances are make.You may think you like that person,but in a relationship this short,its your mind thinking only,not really your heart.Those that have been in a longer term relation,i would say their heart have taken over already,unless you are of those weak minded people who hang on for nothing worthwhile.

I guess only those outside a relationship would talk like me,carefree and without a worry...but like a pharse used by this lady in a chinese story i ready

"Long pain no better than short pain,let me be the ender of this pain"

Now that is so in style,wish i could have a gal like that!

*looking around for that ever fleeting woman in my life*

Mind blasted!

I am starting to get very tired and sick of my job...its just too boring sitting around in the office all day long.I am not one of those type that can sit around doing nothing,my mind would just scream at me...

There are many things that are persuading me to quit my job at the airport:

1.Distance - Having to travel all the way from the north side (woodland) to the east (changi),i have to wake up damn early in the morning at about 615.And god knows what happen when i got a stomachache on the hour long bus trip.....i was like in hell ~_~''' The only good thing i can draw from the travel time is that i can sleep 1 hour one but on the other hand i can wake up 1 hour later if i stays nearer ........

2.Pay - Alright i admit this is one thing that is bothering me,i mean with CPF deduction i would take home about $600 per month and...ok ok i am a greedy bastard...my only defense...

3.Boredom - 100%! How much longer can i stand sitting at the computer all day long?

My three main complaints about the job,i am thinking about getting my boss to shift me over to the operational job,where i would attending to the passengers at the airport instead of sitting in the office.Either that or quitting the job,and see if i could find another job somewhere else nearer.

On my left hand,theres this National Service issue.The letter has not been coming yet,i wonder when i would be drafted in...there are still some stuff i wish i could achieve before going into the army,but i guess its time up from me...

I feel so empty inside me,lacking a special someone who could fulfill me....the most i could do is go on with my life,see whether fate would do something about it..but i been thinking fate is sleeping on the job,damn it!Like as i alway said,i wouldn't wait for fate to come along,i will create my own fate...Screw you fate!

*zoning in*